Someone Stole My Pants Tonight...

Sure they also stole my wallet. But they stole my pants. They made a special effort to steal my pants.

See, the thief in question broke into my gym locker while I was working out. They took the wallet (okay) and the gym bag (eh maybe) and then also took the pants (what the?).

This is either insane or malicious. Since it's the middle of the Chicago winter? I'm favoring the latter.

Seriously, as annoying as the overall crime is I kinda want to beat the crap out of this guy for the extremely dickishness of taking my pants in winter. I mean, didn't they used to hang people for that sort of thing?